Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is going to be fighting climate change and illegal aliens instead of Lex Luthor. James Gunn? More like James Gone-to-the-left!
Clark Kent probably wears a mask now, and Lois Lane is definitely a lesbian. Don’t be surprised if Superman takes a knee during the premiere to protest… something. Probably Trump’s amazing Space Force, which is keeping us safe from alien invaders, unlike this woke garbage. And you just know the villain is going to be a thinly veiled caricature of a conservative. Hollywood: still pushing the leftist agenda in 2025, even with President Trump in his second term! Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
