The Bee Explains: Gerrymandering
The American political scene, usually so tranquil and civil, has recently descended into turmoil over something called “gerrymandering.” Here is…
Day: August 6, 2025
Fleshgod Apocalypse at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Rivers of Nihil at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/06/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Uh-Oh: Trump Just Watched New ‘Superman’ And Now He’s On The Roof With A Red Blanket Tied Around His Neck
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secret Service remain on full alert following an incident where President Trump saw the new Superman movie…
Walmart Responds To Sydney Sweeney Ad With Commerical Featuring Sexy Dad In Cargo Shorts
BENTONVILLE, AR — Taking inspiration from American Eagle’s Sydney Sweeney ad, Walmart unveiled an exciting new television commercial featuring a…
Radioactive Wasp Nest Discovered Near Nuclear Waste Storage Site
Read MoreThe OnionA radioactive wasp nest was discovered at a U.S. Department of Energy facility in South Carolina that was…
In Most Incredible Miracle Yet, Jesus Heals 40-Year-Old Man Of Weird Sounds His Joints Make Whenever He Moves
BATON ROUGE, LA — In a miracle outstripping even the raising of Lazarus from the dead, Jesus healed 40-year-old John…
Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Top Reasons For Leaving Summer Camp Early appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws…
Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…