CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…
Day: August 12, 2025
Taylor Swift to Drop New Album: Prepare for Peak Showgirl Era, Whether You Like It or Not
OMG 😱 Swifties, brace yourselves! Taylor Swift, our queen of Easter eggs and calculated chaos, is *finally* gracing us with…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax
Oh, honey, get ready to SIP, SMOKE (but pay extra!), and CANDLE! 🙄 Craft candles while pretending you’re not basic.…
Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! 🎅
Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
**OMG! 🙄 Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”👑, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…
Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day
WOW!🤯 Register for each fest segment separately at www.kentuckyfilmandtv.com. FREE entry, but they BEG for💰to fund next year’s screenplay thingy.🤣…
818Day: Valley Dwellers Unite to Celebrate… Existing
**OMG! 🙄 Join the totally lit 818 Day on Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 4–9 PM at Station 1640, Hollywood!** 🤪…
St. Louis Gets Weeb Trash Dumpster Fire Edition
Anime St.Louis Edition! Prepare for ultimate cringe at Treasures, August 16, 2025, 8:00 PM (Central Time).💀Vendors, dancers, performances, and cosplayers!…
From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!
OMG! 😱 The #1 “professional” studio is here to make you a star! ✨ For 20+ years, they’ve been crafting…
Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…