Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined ‘Violent’ and ‘Crime’
U.S. — Despite claims by President Donald Trump that American cities are being overrun by criminals, Democrat mayors across the…
Day: August 12, 2025
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
“Sip, Smoke, and Candle” sounds like my Friday night, TBH 🤣! Craft candles, maybe spill wax on your fit 👗,…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles
OMG! 🤯 “Sip, Smoke, and Candle” is here! Craft candles, sip drinks! Hookah is extra $$$! Mingle, create, unwind on…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…
Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer
Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!💎 More like a hidden dumpster fire! 🔥😂 Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F.…
Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…
GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…
Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❤️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…