Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…
Day: August 18, 2025
Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…
Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…
Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day
**J.One.8, a comedic genius from St. Louis, MO, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage!** Prepare for “family-friendly” jokes and unforgettable…
Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite
Lexington: Resilience in the Redline? More like Snoozefest in the Redline! 😴 Black Yarn presents this cinematic masterpiece. Uncovers the…
Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!
**OMG! 🙄 “Vessels: A Night of Dance Film” 💃🕺at the Contemporary Arts Center’s Black Box Theater in downtown Cincinnati! 🌆…
Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended
OMG! 🙄 Regal Rockville Center, 199 E Montgomery Ave, Rockville, MD 20850 is showing artsy-fartsy films! 🎬 “Happy Together” 👬…
Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors
Oh, joy! 13th Annual Comedy Show Fundraiser at St. Vincents outdoor patio! 🎉 Reception at 5:30 PM – savory bites…
Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…
Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Episode 3 – What it Takes to Rebuild People Premiere? 🙄 More like “What it Takes to Bore People!” 😴…