OMG! Nintendo’s Dropping a 45-Minute Kirby Air Ride Bomb Tomorrow! Get Ready to Snooze
Get ready to scream into your pillows, folks! 🤪 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to…
Day: August 18, 2025
Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment
OMG! Keeper, another horror film? 🙄 Directed by the one and only Osgood Perkins (yeah, the guy who did Longlegs…
Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss
OMG! 🙄 BO$$ COHEN, CEO of Nightlife Empire, the #1 Nightlife Company in North America, wants YOU! He owns clubs…
Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children
Read MoreThe OnionPITTSBURGH—Detailing the harmful, long-term effects of early exposure to the ball club’s dismal on-field product, parents and child…
Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime
METROPOLIS — A new scandal threatened to arise between governing officials and Earth’s greatest superhero, as Metropolis sued Superman for…
BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…
MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…
Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…
Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…
SFQFF 2025: Get Ready for Rainbow Chaos
OMG! Eventbrite is so over! 🤣 They’re “working” to get back online, but who knows when? 🤷♀️ Maybe check Twitter…