Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…
Month: August 2025
JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! This time they’re waxing poetic about JFK and his “Camelot.” Give…
Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years
So, Bruce Dickinson, bless his ever-expanding ego, decided to grace North America with his presence for the first time in,…
JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name
So, apparently, there’s this guy, Jager Henry, grandson of the legendary John Bonham and son of Jason Bonham. Like we…
Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…
Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…
“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…
Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
Atlantic Comic Con After Party 🎉! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? 🙄 Sure, if you want.…
SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…
SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!
Wanna be a star? ⭐ Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! Compete for Best Short Film at BASH- Bay Area & Sacramento…