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Month: August 2025

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
Elephant Reads CNN

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…

JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

JFK’s Camelot: More Like Camel-Not, Am I Right? | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! This time they’re waxing poetic about JFK and his “Camelot.” Give…

Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years
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Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, bless his ever-expanding ego, decided to grace North America with his presence for the first time in,…

JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name
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JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

So, apparently, there’s this guy, Jager Henry, grandson of the legendary John Bonham and son of Jason Bonham. Like we…

Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
Breaking, Music News

Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…

Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking
Elephant Reads CNN

Army Chopper Does the Unspeakable: Tries to Land (GASP!) Without Asking

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another near-disaster thanks to liberal incompetence! Apparently, some Army helicopter, probably piloted by a woke gender studies major,…

“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
Elephant Reads CNN

“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…

Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
Events

Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Atlantic Comic Con After Party 🎉! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? 🙄 Sure, if you want.…

SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
Events

SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Want to be a star? 🌟 MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…

SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!
Events

SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Wanna be a star? ⭐ Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! Compete for Best Short Film at BASH- Bay Area & Sacramento…

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