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Month: August 2025

“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis
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“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄West Wind El Rancho Drive-In Movies, 555 El Rancho Dr., Sparks, Nv. 89431, August 23rd, 2025! 🗓️ “FRIDAY” &…

Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
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Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! 🤣 Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…

Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nōryō Film Event
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Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nōryō Film Event

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! 👻 AJC’s back with its annual summer snooze-fest! Inspired by Japan’s nōryō (???) culture. Get ready for Hoichi the…

Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right
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Maab Chixx Movie Premiere: More Like a Black HOLE Event, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

MAAB CHIXX MOVIE PREMIERE😂🤣! WJCT Soundstage! Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece🎬 (or something)! Michael Carter, grant winner🏆, presents this gem💎!…

Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff
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Chinatown: Now in 35mm, Still a Million Dollar Ripoff

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents:**Chinatown in 35mm, August 23, 2025, 12:45pm! 2-for-1 tickets if you buy before August 14,…

Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
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Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

😱Sunset Blvd & Chinatown😱 on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! 😴10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…

Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments
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Dumb Wits Abandon Good Stocks, Embrace Colorless Investments

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Get ready for the “ALL WHITE PARTY” on August 23 at Caribbean Breeze, 276 Belmont Avenue, Brooklyn!** From…

Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled
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Jamie Lever’s Comedy Chaos: Kansas City Gets Leveled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

🎤 Get ready for the comedy event of the century! 🎭 RK Entertainment presents: The Jamie Lever Show! 😂🤣 📅…

Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust
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Sunset Boulevard: Old Movie, Older Theater, Priceless Dust

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Secret Movie Club PRESENTS *Sunset Boulevard* (Billy Wilder, William Holden, Gloria Swanson!), 🎬as part of their LA LOVES MOVIES…

State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
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State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…

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