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Month: August 2025

The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
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The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 ๐Ÿคชโ€“ Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…

Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal
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Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

2-Item Minimum Per Guest ๐Ÿ˜‚ Valid ID Required for Entry ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ First Come, First Served Seating ๐Ÿช‘ No Outside Food…

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
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Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights
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Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸŽฎ Movie Night: Minecraft!๐Ÿ“ Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA ๐Ÿ“… Sun, Aug 31, 7:30 PM. $10 to sit?…

More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live
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More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

Welcome to More Than The Masters Podcast Live!๐Ÿ™„ At Ikonz Sportsbar & Grill, August 31, 2025, 3:00 PM (Eastern Time)!๐Ÿคฏ…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

๐ŸŽ‰ Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! ๐ŸŽ‰What Band๐Ÿ’ฉ performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธSunday, August 31st, 6:00…

Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater
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Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸขSecret Movie Club presents “Gamera: Guardian of the Universe” on Sunday, August 31, 2025, at 10am! Million Dollar Theater,…

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
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“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…

From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
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From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturdayโ€™s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…

Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burtonโ€ฆ From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
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Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burtonโ€ฆ From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…

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