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Month: August 2025

More Than Meets the Eye: Giant Robots Invade Quaint Drive-In, Hilarity Ensues
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More Than Meets the Eye: Giant Robots Invade Quaint Drive-In, Hilarity Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Misquamicut Drive-in: ๐ŸŽฌ 8:30 PM? No escape! ๐Ÿš— One ticket = clown car. 6:30 PM: land grab for parking spots.…

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025 Live Action) | Prepare to Cringe: Outdoor Movie Event
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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025 Live Action) | Prepare to Cringe: Outdoor Movie Event

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! BIGflixx presents Movies Beats & Eats! ๐Ÿ™„ FREE movies ALL summer! Cheap snacks, food trucks, & music! Donate so…

Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably
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Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**Abi Sanchez**, a Chicago-based comedian since 2010, ๐Ÿ˜‚ will perform at The Comedy Bar! Enjoy legendary deep-dish pizza๐Ÿ• and signature…

Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
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Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…

Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks
Live

Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

OMG! RCG & See It On 16mm Present: John Watersโ€™ Pink Flamingos at Back To The Grind! ๐Ÿคฎ Prepare for…

Live

Hiroshima, Gaza, and a Movie- Because History Never Repeats Itself, Right?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ’ฃ Humanity for Peace & friends are hosting a snooze-fest on August 16th, 2025, NYC, 1 PM-5 PM. Venue…

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake
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Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake

FinnAugust 15, 2025

ANCHORAGE, AK โ€” Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were reportedly off to a bad start after President…

At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded
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At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Historical place! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a…

PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ โ€“ Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)
Breaking, Music News

PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ โ€“ Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable British purveyors of gloom and riffs, have unleashed yet ANOTHER music video for “Tyrants Serenade.” Because,…

4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?
Elephant Reads CNN

4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Folks, President Trump is not messing around! He’s sending the Marines, the Navy, and even a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE to deal…

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