DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…
Month: August 2025
“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…
James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…
CNN asks: Who’s more popular, Trump or his Daddy Putin?
Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to stir up trouble before our great President Trump meets with Putin! They’re…
CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The Deep State’s attempts to keep the Consumer Financial Protection…
Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Shedding new light on the widespread dissemination of misinformation, the Pew Research Center released a new poll Friday…
Texas Republicans are so generous they’re letting Democrats WATCH them redistrict again
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our GREAT President Trump and the glorious state of…
Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…
Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles
Oh, sweet lord, brace yourselves, Potterheads! 🧙♂️🍩 Krispy Kreme, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate plea for…