So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…
Month: August 2025
10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America
Glory to glorious leader, President Xi! Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started…
Artist Profile: Alex Warren
Read MoreThe OnionAlex Warren’s “Ordinary” has held the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for the ninth week…
Danish Zoo Asks For Donated Pets To Feed To Carnivores
Read MoreThe OnionA zoo in northern Denmark asked pet owners to donate healthy animals such as chickens, rabbits, guinea pigs,…
In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England
U.S. — According to sources, Americans no longer need dystopian sci-fi novels to serve as ominous warnings of authoritarian control…
Space For The Whole Family
Read MoreThe OnionYour in-laws will feel right at home insisting that this cozy one-bedroom condo is big enough to host…
DC Mayor Warns Trump’s Crime Fighting Measures Will Unfairly Impact Criminals
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation’s capital,…
Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child
Read MoreThe OnionWEST TISBURY, MA—Following through on his threat of legal action, civil liberties lawyer Alan Dershowitz confirmed Monday that…
US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest
Oh, boy, here we go again! The Fake News CNN is hyperventilating about President Trump meeting with Putin in Alaska.…
Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…