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When the metal crushes you Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Month: August 2025
Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…
Rock Throws Tantrum, Turns Out It’s Older Than Your Grandma
Another space rock crashes in America! This time it’s a 4.56 billion-year-old meteorite, probably sent by those Mars-loving liberals to…
New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…
Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN
Another day, another crisis courtesy of the Liberal Loons and their eco-agenda! A Colorado prison evacuated because of a wildfire?…
Trump’s National Guard Antics: Now Featuring a California Courtroom!
Oh, the drama never ends! California’s crybaby governor, Gavin Newsom, is suing our beloved President Trump, claiming he violated some…
CNN’s “Analysis”: Orange Man Good, But Maybe Bad? A Rollercoaster of Confusion!
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what the liberal fake news is trying to peddle now! Apparently, President Trump’s “unchallenged personal power plays”…
Bollywood Orgy
**Oh, no refunds?!** 🤣 Bollywood Party – Tampa, where your money goes to die!👻 Book tickets and weep, knowing your…
8 Changes Trump Is Making To The 2028 Olympics
After declaring himself chair of the 2028 Olympic Task Force, President Trump wasted no time in making much-needed alterations to…
CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…