Democrats Warn New Trump Census Could Negate All The Illegal Alien Votes Biden Brought In
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Donald Trump ordered census takers to only include U.S. citizens in their counts, Democrats warned…
Month: August 2025
Gaerea at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Grave at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Hallas at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Gina Carano Settles With Disney, Will Replace Pedro Pascal In All Movies
BURBANK, CA — In the conclusion to a years-long legal battle, actress and former MMA fighter Gina Carano announced that…
Tarantulas Overcome Southwest During Mating Season
Read MoreThe OnionThousands of male tarantulas are expected to emerge across several south and midwestern states in search of mates,…
Pro Tip: Treat Your Depression By Going For A Run — The Misery Of Running Will Distract You From Your Depression
Are you feeling depressed? Lethargic? A new study says you may just need to go for a run, as the…
Asphyx at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
What To Know About The Tea App
Read MoreThe OnionTea, an app that encourages women to write reviews about men they’ve dated, was recently hit by a…
“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…