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Month: August 2025

RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
Elephant Reads CNN

RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…

Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)
Elephant Reads CNN

Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Of course, the liberal Smithsonian kowtows to the radical left and re-installs the slanderous Trump impeachment exhibit! You just can’t…

William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! William Webster, head of the FBI and CIA, is dead at 101. Sounds…

Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…

Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
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Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! πŸ’… Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” πŸ€‘ $1-million fund for 3D…

IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun
Elephant Reads CNN

IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? The Deep State is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN…

Paradise Lost at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Videos

Paradise Lost at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 8, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Obscure Sphinx at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Videos

Obscure Sphinx at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 8, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Dimmu Borgir at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Videos

Dimmu Borgir at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 8, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Family Struggling To Answer Grandma’s Question About Why Everyone Is Talking About The WNBA
Babylon Bee

Family Struggling To Answer Grandma’s Question About Why Everyone Is Talking About The WNBA

FinnAugust 8, 2025

INDIANAPOLIS, IN β€” With all the ongoing controversy over inappropriate items being thrown onto the court during basketball games, a…

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