**OMG! 🤩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?🏃♀️ Who cares?🙄 Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy 🪨), directed by Max Lowe, starring Aisha McAdams & Jim Walmsley. 150 seats! 🎟️ Proceeds to trail maintenance. 😴 Saturday, September 13, 6:00 PM (doors at 5:30 PM), REI Denver, 1416 Platte St. Show up by 5:15 PM. 🚗💨 Park at Parkwell 1701! 🍿 Red carpet? 😂**
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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