South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a
**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is having a lil’ tantrum! 😭 The Team is “working” to bring it back ASAP! 🙄…
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Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night
**OMG! 🙄 Join the woke crowd on Saturday September 13th 2025 at 6:30 PM (EDT) for a screening of ‘Madman’…
Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions
**The Charlotte Asian Film Festival is back! 🤩 Prepare for groundbreaking cinema at UNC Charlotte Dubois Center on Saturday, September…
Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭, Guardians of the…
Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🤣 📅 Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…
The Last Ten Seconds of Life in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Cognitive in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…
CNN’s “Hero” Creates “Alliance” So Neurodiverse Kids Can Finally Learn ABCs
Another day, another leftist attempt to indoctrinate our youth! This “CNN Hero” David Flink is pushing his “Neurodiversity Alliance,” which…
Treasury Secretary Bessent Threatens To Punch Senior Trump Official In Face
Read MoreThe OnionTreasury Secretary Scott Bessent erupted at top housing finance official Bill Pulte during a private dinner, threatening to…