Oh, no! Not the poor, innocent Gazan children! I’m sure they were all just playing with their kites and dreaming of becoming doctors when those mean Israelis started dropping bombs.
It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with Hamas using them as human shields, right? And CNN “can’t independently confirm” anything? Shocker. Probably too busy trying to figure out how to blame Trump for it.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
