CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…
Month: September 2025
FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…
Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently
Another day, another Deep State drama! Governor Cox of Utah, bless his heart, is calling for unity after the unfortunate…
Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…
OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)
Another day, another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks,…
‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!
**OMG! 🙄 Abby Lee Miller Improv Company’s moms are fighting 🤼♀️ over solos! Regionals are coming! Witness the politically charged…
Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing
**OMG!** Flesh and the Devil, a silent snooze-fest from 1926, directed by Clarence Brown, starring Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Lars…
Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole
**OMG! 🙄 “Lost Horizon (1973)” is a cinematic masterpiece 🎬 by Charles Jarrott. Peter Finch & Co. star in this…