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Month: September 2025

Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!
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Heidi Shepherd from Butcher Babies in metal crowd!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

What a true metal woman! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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Butcher Babies in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

American heavy metal band from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

East Village Film Fest: Where Indie Dreams Go to Die
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East Village Film Fest: Where Indie Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**Oh, honey, prepare for a theatrical EXPERIENCE!🎭 “Late seating? NO WAY!⏰ Stairs? YES!♿️ (jk lol). Refunds? NEVER!πŸ’° Get there 5-15…

Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy
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Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Manners at School Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Sept 28th, 8pm, NYC time. πŸ€ͺ LIVE…

Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition
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Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re triggered. πŸ˜‚ Check…

Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff
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Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**Oh no, not another boring movie trivia night! πŸ™„ This monthly torture πŸ—“οΈ features a themed trivia game ❓and a…

Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese
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Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Welcome to Cheddar Late Than Never Comedy and Grilled Cheese event! At SanTan Gardens prepare for cheesy jokes and maybe,…

Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
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Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** πŸ™„…

FAAIM x HAIBAYO: We Promise Genuineness (and Maybe Some Embarrassment)
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FAAIM x HAIBAYO: We Promise Genuineness (and Maybe Some Embarrassment)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**OMG!** 🀣 The Foundation fos Asian American Media & HAIBAYO present a night of “humor & healing.” πŸ™„ Screening of…

Craig Who? Comedy Fest
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Craig Who? Comedy Fest

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

DOORS: 6:30 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM Eris Mainstage Uncommon Comedy Fest Presents: Craig LOL!🀣 Sketch comedy? At Uncommon Comedy Fest?…

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