KREATOR’s Sami Yli-Sirniö Gushes About ‘Krushers Of The World’ – Prepare for a “New Approach” (Whatever That Means) I Guess
OMG! KREATOR, those thrash metal dinosaurs 🦕, are back with another album, “Krushers Of The World”! It’s dropping on January…
Month: September 2025
CNN Anchor Bravely Grills Speaker Johnson on the Impending Government Apocalypse (Again)
Another week, another list of leftist distractions our great President Trump must overcome! Tylenol? Probably needs it after dealing with…
Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say
Another day, another “peaceful” incident, this time at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan.…
Trump to invade Virginia with top military brass next week, CNN reports
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, plans to attend a meeting with top…
WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…
Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…
My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
Alternative rock from Monroe, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Seasons in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
Metalcore from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Saint Diablo in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
Latin Metal from Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Congressional Bigwigs to Schmooze with Trump at White House Monday as Government Shuts Down Like a Cheap Toy
Oh, the Deep State Democrats are at it again, trying to sabotage our glorious President Trump! They’re meeting at the…