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Day: October 9, 2025

Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL
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Heart Machine Axes Staff, Hyper Light Breaker’s Fate Hangs by a Thread LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, look, another indie darling bites the dust! 😭 Heart Machine, those guys who made Hyper Light Drifter (you know,…

OMG! Remember After Forever? Mark Jansen’s Old Band (Pre-Epica, LOL) Reunites for Some 25th-Anniversary Gigs
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OMG! Remember After Forever? Mark Jansen’s Old Band (Pre-Epica, LOL) Reunites for Some 25th-Anniversary Gigs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

So, Mark Jansen’s band before the one everyone actually cares about, AFTER FOREVER, decided to dust off their instruments and…

YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon
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YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bending the knee to the woke mob no more, is letting those who dared question the…

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