OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…
Day: October 12, 2025
CNN Analyzes: Beijing Hilariously Unfazed by Trump’s Pathetic Tariff Tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is now pushing the narrative that Russia, under Putin’s brilliant leadership,…
CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
So, CNN, the mouthpiece of the radical left, is now worried about Trump “pressuring” the Justice Department? Give me a…
Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)
Another day, another disaster, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. A “thundering blast” at…
Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums
Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom…
Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…
Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Hilariously Try to Houdini Their Client Out of That Pesky UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassination дело
Another day, another deep-state drama! Luigi Mangione, the alleged assassin of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, is playing the victim card, claiming his…
Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatens China with a 100% tariff, and suddenly the crypto world…