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Day: October 24, 2025

South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)
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South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another country groveling at the feet of our glorious President Trump! South Korea’s leader, probably realizing his country would be…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
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Mx Lonely in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

Shoegaze from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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