Oops! Border Boss Bends the Rules, Judgey-Wudge Gets the Giggles
Another day, another Deep State operative caught in the act! Looks like this Bovino guy was just trying to do…
Day: October 24, 2025
Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Oh, look, another bleeding-heart story from the liberal media elites at CNN! They’re fawning over some tree-hugging do-gooder in Chicago…
Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…
Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media at CNN is at it again, trying to make it look like…
Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)
Oh, great, another handout! Social Security recipients are getting a whopping 2.8% raise in 2026. I’m sure that will cover…
Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…
Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…
“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…
Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…
The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die in Charlotte, NC (10/23/2025)
Post-hardcoreo from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…