Typical! Our brave Navy, under attack, and what does the Fake News Network focus on? Two planes down! Probably sabotaged by some deep-state Obama holdovers still kicking around. I bet they were reading Karl Marx and plotting against our glorious President Trump!
Two aircraft “mysteriously” go down in the South China Sea, right before President Trump meets with Xi? Coincidence? I think NOT! This reeks of Chinese Communist Party treachery. They’re probably using some newfangled EMP weapon the liberals let them steal.
And don’t even get me started on the “routine operations” line. What were they REALLY doing? Probably enforcing Trump’s strong stance against China’s aggression, which the liberal media conveniently forgets to mention.
Luckily, all crew members were rescued. But this is a WAKE-UP CALL! We need to purge the military of these leftist sympathizers and build even BIGGER, STRONGER planes. Trump will make sure of it! And as for the South China Sea? It’s OURS now, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering leadership!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
