Fred Durst Cries a River for Sam Rivers in 8 Whole Minutes: Prepare to Roll Your Eyes
Oh my gosh, like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s supreme overlord, Fred Durst, has graced us with a super-emotional 😠(not really) tribute…
Month: October 2025
RIP Sam Rivers 💔 — Limp Bizkit Will Never Be the Same
Sam Rivers has passed away. Rest easy, brother Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Andy Reid Urges Chris Jones To Soak In Hot Tub Filled With Chopped Vegetables
    Read MoreThe OnionKANSAS CITY, MO—Insisting it would help the six-time Pro Bowler recover from the aches and pains of the…
Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÃœE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…
Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar
**OMG! 🙄 Jade Jolie, a LEGEND from RuPaul’s Drag Race S5, will be Taylor Swift at Faces Nightclub on 10/19/2025!**…
Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why
Erica Nicole Clark from Chicago, studied at Improv Olympic🤡. She’s doing stand-up now. 🎤 She was at Laugh Factory, Comedy…
Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News
OMG! 🙄 “Charleston’s premier mature day party”? 🤣 More like Charleston’s desperate attempt to relive the ’90s! 👴👵 Classic Hip-Hop…
“Old Dark House” and “Thundercrack!”: More Like “Old Snore House” and “Thunderfart!”
**OMG! 🙄 On October 19, ages 18 & OVER only, SUPER-HORROR-RAMA! and Gerber/Hart Library & Archives are teaming up for…
So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail
**OMG!** 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 Wireless headphones? Plush beanbags? 🤣 “Cityscape views” (aka buildings).…
Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…