Alestorm in Charlotte, NC (10/12/2025)
Scottish heavy metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Month: October 2025
Start With a Game? More Like End With Bankruptcy
**OMG! 😱 Monthly events? At 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709? Every 2nd Sunday, 6-9 PM,…
Start With a Game? More Like End With a Headache
**WARNING! ⚠️ Monthly boredom alert! Join us at 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709. Every 2nd…
NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick
**OMG, a cosplay contest!** 🤪 DJ @tsubeeu on Insta is your new god! 🙏 Auditions 10:30-11:15pm, second floor. 🙄 10…
Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It
Mercenary finds cursed amulet. 💀⚔️ Directed by Steven Kostanski, executive-produced by Slash.🎸 Stars: Daniel Bernhardt & Patton Oswalt (voice of…
GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS
Well, folks, the liberal loonies have done it again! The Smithsonian museums and the National Zoo are closed because of…
Netanyahu Yells ‘New Era,’ Promises ‘Sons Will Magically Teleport Back Home’
Netanyahu hails ‘new era’ – more like ‘new error’ if you ask me! This is just the start of the…
Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse
Oh, the horror! A former CNN journalist, probably weeping uncontrollably, describes Gaza as an “apocalyptic moonscape.” I bet she conveniently…
FAQ: Why Uncle Sam Just Tossed 20 Big Ones at Argentina (Again?!)
Another day, another socialist media meltdown! CNN is losing its mind because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is helping…
Aaron Rodgers Suffers Torn Cerebellum After Attempting Telepathic Audible
Read MoreThe OnionPITTSBURGH—In a devastating setback that could sideline the quarterback for weeks, sources confirmed Sunday that Aaron Rodgers suffered…