Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)
More winning from President Trump! The Fake News™ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the…
Month: October 2025
Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything
Looks like the Virginia Democrats are at it again, folks! Their Attorney General nominee, Jay Jones, is caught sending text…
Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)
Utah’s RINO Republicans are at it again, folks! They’ve “approved” a new congressional map that might—MIGHT—give those socialist Democrats a…
Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Black/Death Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Black/Thrash Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Jennifer Lawrence & Robert Pattinson Star in ‘Die My Love’ Trailer—Prepare for Existential Dread and Maybe a Nap
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, 🧦 has graced us with a trailer for Die My Love. Prepare yourselves for what’s…
The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…
Boo-hoo, Feds “Traumatized” by Paid Vacation
Oh, boo-hoo! These government employees are “traumatized”? Maybe they should try working in the *real* world for a change, instead…