Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?
The Swamp is still being drained, folks! Even after President Trump’s glorious second term, the stench of the Biden Administration…
Month: October 2025
The Onion’s Top Songs: October 2025
1 FROWNIN’ AT NIGHT THE WEEKEND 2 EMBERS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TAYLOR SWIFT 3 PORK ME WITH YOUR…
Toddler Clocks In For Another Long Day Working In The Play Kitchen
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — Local toddler Wyatt Carlson clocked in for another long day working at the play kitchen…
OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!
Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one,…
Nekrogoblikon plays Korn in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
Blind! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…
Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…
Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse
Man on the Run 🏃♂️ is here to bore you with yet another intimate journey through Paul McCartney’s life, because…
Trump’s About to Announce His Fed Chair Pick, Get Ready for Some Hilarious Chaos
The Swamp Drain Continues! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to replace Deep State operative Jerome Powell with…
AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…