Warner Bros. Discovery Says No Thanks to Paramount’s $108 Billion, Chooses Netflix Over Drama
In a stunning twist that shocked absolutely no one, Warner Bros. Discovery has politely declined Paramount’s $108 billion “generous” offer—citing…
Month: December 2025
Coworker Returning From European Vacation Brings Back Latvian Man For Everyone To Share
MINNEAPOLIS—Excitedly revealing to the staff that she had a special surprise, local data analyst Kayla Herrera reportedly delighted coworkers…
OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Because Even Trolls Need Certificates
Calling all wannabe quality police! 🕵️♂️ OCN NI is offering FREE training to become an Internal Quality Assurer – because…
Aren’t You Too Old for Blankets: Autistic Adults Gather to Discuss Why They’re Not
🚨 BREAKING: Neurotypicals Banned from Our Secret Autistic Society Meetings (jk, you’re still invited… but behave) 🚨 Cue the confetti…
Eyehategod in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
Sludge metal from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
D.Sablu in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
New Orleans based songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, recorder, producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
Thrash Metal/Hardcore from Fayetteville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Divine Customer Support Line Open for Your Body’s Warranty Claims
🚨SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK? Jesus is booking appointments! 📅 First Sunday of the month at 6:30pm—Healing services with…
Foundation First: Build a Business Fortress So Your Taxes Can’t Find You
The real estate game isn’t just about flipping houses—it’s about flipping LLCs! Join Northwest Registered Agent’s webinar to learn how…
“Manatees Unite: Baptized, Barbecued, and Blessed with Bibles and Beer”
🚨 “Faith & Freedom Fest” Alert 🚨: On Feb 28, 2026, 1-6 PM, Manatee County Fairgrounds hosts “Faith & Freedom…