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Month: December 2025

Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities
The Onion

Report Finds More Americans Using GoFundMe For Basic Necessities

FinnDecember 17, 2025

       Fundraising website GoFundMe reported a sharp uptick in the number of people using the platform to help cover the…

Babylon Bee

Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a…

Appeals Court Gives Trump a Pass on National Guard Babysitting in DC—Guess He Still Needs a Nap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Appeals Court Gives Trump a Pass on National Guard Babysitting in DC—Guess He Still Needs a Nap

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

WASHINGTON (CNN) — In a stunning setback for the DNC’s favorite pet project — the District of Columbia — a…

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
Breaking, Games News

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
Breaking, Movie News

James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…

STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026
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STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Attention, mortals! The glitter apocalypse is coming — and it’s wearing a leather jacket two sizes too small. STEEL PANTHER,…

Rob and Michele Reiner’s Inner Circle Finally Spill the Tea on Hollywood’s Favorite Power Duo
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rob and Michele Reiner’s Inner Circle Finally Spill the Tea on Hollywood’s Favorite Power Duo

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hollywood Loses Its Biggest Hypocrites: Rob & Michele Reiner Die in Mysterious “Accident” After Years of Attacking Conservatives Breaking:…

Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max”…

Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy
Breaking, Movie News

Warner Bros. Discovery Slams Paramount’s Desperate Offer—Apparently “Lowball” Is Not a Negotiation Strategy

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

The media landscape is a circus, and this week’s main attraction involves a very serious boardroom battle between two entertainment…

‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
Breaking, Movie News

‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…

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