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Month: December 2025

18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist running amok in our once-great cities! They are destroying America, one subway arson at a…

Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Oh, the swamp is getting murkier, folks! Finally, we might see some big names dragged through the Epstein muck. You…

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

FinnDecember 8, 2025

       THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she…

Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)
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Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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“Beatrix Potter Doodles Some Bunny’s Winter Snapshot Like It’s Victorian Instagram”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

🧵🐭 Beatrix Potter’s Secret Mouse Army: A Watercolour Conspiracy 🔍 **RECORDING ONLY**—Watch until Jan 11, 2026, unless the mice finish…

THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’
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THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

British rockers THE DARKNESS, bless their hearts, have decided to unleash their new single, “Mistletoe And Wine”, upon the unsuspecting…

Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…

Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Smerconish, that bastion of truth at CNN (aka Communist News Network), is now worried about “transparency” in our strikes against…

Babylon Bee

Tragic: Wives Caught In Endless Thank You Card Loop

FinnDecember 7, 2025

    GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of…

“Skip the Vacation, Your Robot Overlords Won’t Train Themselves”
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“Skip the Vacation, Your Robot Overlords Won’t Train Themselves”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Over 250 suckers have RSVPed to this AI snoozefest! 🎉 The holidays are *perfect* for learning how to replace your…

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