Costco vs Trump: A Warehouse War of Epic Proportions
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to show their true colors! Costco, that bastion of bulk bargains, is now suing…
Month: December 2025
Larry Summers Gets Cancelled (Like We Didn’t See That Coming)
Another one bites the dust! Looks like the swamp monster Larry Summers, former Clinton crony and Harvard bigwig, is finally…
Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…
8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level
It’s Christmas time again, and if you’re a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral…
Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…
GODSMACK Announces Summer 2026 European Tour (For the 7 People Still Listening)
GODSMACK, those purveyors of, uh, “music,” have announced a whopping dozen or so European shows for the distant year of…
Judge Resigns After Wearing Elvis Wig In Court
A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined…
TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn’t Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin
SPRINGFIELD, VA — As the Department of Homeland Security sought to tighten security across the board for travelers around…
MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album
Get ready, posers, because the corpse-painted clowns 🤡 in MAYHEM are back with their SEVENTH studio album, “Liturgy Of Death”,…
Sabrina Carpenter Throws Shade at White House for Being Tone-Deaf and Using Her Bop in Cringe Political Ad
Another day, another snowflake meltdown! The White House, in its infinite wisdom, used some bubblegum pop song in a video…