Mayor Eric Adams just announced the NYC Contracting Summit: A New Era for Small Business, and somehow, this feels like the most legitimate government event since the 2020 NYC Subway Cinnamon Roll Festival. 🍩🚇
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
