Lord, Forgive Me for Swiping Right on Thy Holy Singles
**Holy Nation Matchmaking’s Zoominar for Love starts sharply at 6:15 PM. Log in 10 minutes early to secure your spot…
Day: January 14, 2026
Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the…
Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…
Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll
BREAKING: CNN’s Latest Fake News Poll Proves Americans CRAVE More ICE Action! Folks, the failing CNN is at it again…
Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…
A Russian man drank a bottle of moonshine in 37 seconds
Could you do that? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Jackie Chan practically invented parkour 😭
The man has broken every bone in his body twice just to make sure we weren’t bored on a Saturday…
Spencer Pratt Announces Run For L.A. Mayor
Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to…
Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each…
Chalkbeat Ideas: Doom and Gloom for the Department of Education with Lindsey Burke
**The Trump administration is preparing to unwind the U.S. Department of Education. 😱 On Jan. 14, join Lindsey Burke (Deputy…