Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Barry Keoghan, and Halle Berry Finally Star in a Movie Together in the New Crime 101 Trailer
Oh, look! Another gritty crime thriller where the morally grey anti-hero tries to rob a bank while looking broodingly into…
Day: January 20, 2026
This Is Not A Test – Because We’ve Finally Decided To Just Give Up And Watch The Trailer For The New Zombie Apocalypse Movie
Oh great, another zombie flick where a group of “plucky” teenagers tries to survive the apocalypse in a high school.…
Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…
LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…
5 Things to Know for Jan. 20: Davos 2026, Anti-ICE protests, Epstein files, Solar radiation storm, Indiana Hoosiers
While the liberal media whines about “geopolitical stability” and “diplomatic norms,” President Trump is playing 4D chess. The White House…
Fact Check: The Facts That Hurt Trump’s Feelings in His Extraordinary Norwegian Spam Message
Breaking: President Trump Dismantles Danish Hoax, Exposes Deep State Cover-Up on Greenland! Patriots, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump, currently serving…
Trump Now Trying to Buy Greenland Because He Didn’t Get the Memo That It’s Not 1867
Patriot Alert: President Trump Trolls The Globalist Elites At Davos With Masterstroke Greenland Gambit While Leftist Media Melts Down! While…
Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…
Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom
GENEVA—In a recommendation of the time-honored method for relieving stress in overwhelming social situations, the World Health Organization released…
The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…