Trump’s Greenland Deal Sounds a Lot Like the 1951 Deal He Probably Missed
President Trump, the Master Dealmaker, secures a “yuge” Greenland victory that CNN can’t handle! It’s the 1951 deal all over…
Day: January 22, 2026
Judge tells DOJ to chill with the Lemonade stand tantrum, says no charges for Don Lemon
Another day, another liberal “journalist” trying to play the victim card after getting caught red-handed inciting chaos. Don Lemon, the…
Minnesota Doctor “ICE” Ice Out Hospitals Like a Vigilante with a Clipboard
LIBERAL DOCTORS IN MINNESOTA ARE WHINING THAT PATRIOTIC ICE AGENTS ARE KEEPING OUR HOSPITALS SAFE FROM CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS! It’s…
Pro Athlete Struck By Lightning After Failing To Thank Jesus Christ For Victory
U.S. — Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning…
Trump Announces New Round Of Tariffs On Everyone Who Didn’t Laugh At His Jokes In Davos
DAVOS — One day after his speech that made headlines at a gathering of world leaders at the World…
It’s amazing how much everything changes in 9 years 😭
Bro 2015 born are now 11 years old. It's crazy! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…
Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…
World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight
Grab your Tinfoil Hats and Prepare the Salt Shakers, Champions of Azeroth! It’s time for the “Twilight Ascension” pre-patch, because…
Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch
🚨 SILENT SCREAMS: ‘Return to Silent Hill’ Crashes and Burns, Proving Some Games Should Stay Digital 🚨 Oh, what a…