BUCKHEAD SALOON SETTLES BIGGEST NAPKIN WAR DEBT THIS SATURDAY, PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN TISSUES
Prepare your insurance claims for the legendary napkin blizzard hitting Buckhead this Saturday. 🧻🔥 Get ready to “make a mess”…
Day: January 22, 2026
RSVP for Polygon’s Free Caribbean Throwback Party: 90s vs 00s Edition
Get ready to travel back to the 90s and 00s at Polygon BK on Saturday, January 24th! 🕺 With free…
Webinar on The Emotionally Intelligent Team Actually Teaches How to Suppress Your Hate for Coworkers
🚀 Ready to feel the magic of emotional intelligence? 🎩✨ Vanessa Druskat is hosting a “team-building” session that promises to…
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly…
Save Your Hearing From The Loud-Ass NAMM Show For Free
You have exactly one chance to snag a free NAMM x Eargasm package at the 2026 NAMM Show before it…
Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for…
Pam Bondi Says She Has Finally Figured Out What DOJ Stands For
U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally…
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
The post Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’ appeared first on The Onion. The post…
The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…
As Winter Says “Howdy,” Gas Prices Achieve Lift-Off to the Moon
LIE-beral Media Meltdown: Natural Gas Prices Soar Thanks to Old-Fashioned Cold Weather (And Not Climate Change, Imagine That!) Folks, you…