Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about the health of their relationship. What do you think?
“Show me a rocky relationship a new baby hasn’t saved.”
Abe Ellis, Garnish Applicator
“Have they found out its religion yet?”
Matt LaRoche, Unemployed
“He’ll need to turn over any children fathered in office to the national archives.”
Lauren Baxter, Skateboard Craftsman
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Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about the health of their relationship. What do you think?
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