Sam Raimi’s Latest Gore-Splattered Mid-Life Crisis Accidentally Funnier Than Evil Dead 4 Rumors
Oh look, it’s another cinematic masterpiece where you can FEEL Sam Raimi sweating onto the lens like a caffeinated gargoyle…
Day: January 26, 2026
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo
BUFFALO, NY—Giving thanks for the hospitality shown to him and his family throughout his tenure with the team, recently…
U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)
U.S. — Seemingly at a loss as to how to solve the ongoing problems originating from the North Star…
Another Freakin’ Minnesota Shooting Just Turned the Immigration Debate Into a Total Dumpster Fire
What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening: The Deep State and Fake News Media are once…
Gun Rights Folks and Lawyers Wonder If Trump Even Knows What the Second Amendment Is Anymore After Latest Shooting
ALERT: RINOS AND DEEP STATE AGENTS IN THE FBI AND DOJ ARE TURNING ON TRUMP AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT! They’re…
Meta, TikTok, and YouTube Summoned to Court Because Apparently, Getting Kids Addicted Wasn’t a “Feature”
Big Tech Finally Faces the Music: Woke Silicon Valley Moguls Put on Trial for Corrupting America’s Youth! Well, folks, the…
What To Know About Trump’s Board Of Peace
President Donald Trump signed the charter for his “Board of Peace” Thursday, establishing himself as presiding chairman of a…
WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota
U.S. — In a touching display of solidarity amid widespread conflict in American cities, WNBA players issued a joint…
My soul left my body and it didnt even happen to me
Classic table saw kickback! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…