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Day: January 29, 2026

Babylon Bee

Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support…

Babylon Bee

Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to…

Babylon Bee

10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few…

Pro-Shot Video Of METAL ALLEGIANCE And Their Surprise Guests From MASTODON And SEPULTURA Finally Nail That One Metallica Song You Knew They’d Do
Breaking, Music News

Pro-Shot Video Of METAL ALLEGIANCE And Their Surprise Guests From MASTODON And SEPULTURA Finally Nail That One Metallica Song You Knew They’d Do

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Attention, metalheads and headbangers: A legendary jam session just hit YouTube, and it’s basically a superhero team-up—if superheroes played shred-tastic…

Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well folks, looks like the Big Beautiful Wall just got a little shorter – and not from any construction delays!…

Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…

Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…

Domina la Inteligencia Artificial (y por fin entiende por qué tu nevera te juzga)
Live

Domina la Inteligencia Artificial (y por fin entiende por qué tu nevera te juzga)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

¡El futuro es ahora, y cuesta $595! Domina la IA en 4 domingos y conviértete en el Steve Jobs de…

“How to Stop Caring About Everything (Even This Workshop)”
Live

“How to Stop Caring About Everything (Even This Workshop)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Finally, a workshop for people who care too much about dumb stuff! 😩✨ Tired of wasting brain cells on things…

Trump’s First Year In Office
The Onion

Trump’s First Year In Office

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

       Trump’s First Year In Office Since returning to the White House, President Trump has significantly escalated his incendiary rhetoric, legally…

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