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Day: January 29, 2026

Babylon Bee

Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump…

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Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

JPEGs are temporary, stacks are forever Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head
The Onion

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head

FinnJanuary 29, 2026

       The post Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives
Breaking, Music News

SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

SEVENDUST Drops New Single “Is This The Real You?” and Fans Are Asking the Same Question About the Band’s Longevity…

GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
Breaking, Games News

GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…

Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)
Breaking, Music News

Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Wow, the rock world is shaking in its platform boots because KnuckleBonz just dropped a limited-edition statue of Paul Di’Anno,…

The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)
Breaking, Movie News

The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

ATTENTION, 90S KIDS: Your childhood is being sold back to you, and you’re going to love it Oh look, another…

Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Breaking, Games News

Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…

Iran cracks down, Trump faces three risky paths forward — and one of them might involve accidentally nuking his own golf course
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran cracks down, Trump faces three risky paths forward — and one of them might involve accidentally nuking his own golf course

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Trump’s Armada is on the move, and it ain’t heading for a victory parade Well folks, looks like President Trump…

King Charles Spills the Tea on Saving the Planet in Latest Film, Because Clearly He’s the Eco King We’ve Been Waiting For
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

King Charles Spills the Tea on Saving the Planet in Latest Film, Because Clearly He’s the Eco King We’ve Been Waiting For

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

King Charles’ Climate Crusade Hits Prime Video – Get Ready for Another Royal Guilt Trip! King Charles III, the British…

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