Pentecostal Church Doesn’t Notice Riot Is Occurring
ST. PAUL, MN — According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed…
Month: January 2026
Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church
SAINT PAUL, MN — An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent…
Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the American public demanding action be taken by the government in response to aggressive and…
S.W.A.G. “The Art Experience” 2026: Now With 50% More Actual Art and Less Pretentious Bullshit
SWAG Art Experience: Art Basel’s cooler, Orlando cousin is back! 🎨✨ Mark your calendars for **December 6, 2024**, from **3pm…
White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that he was only going to tell them this one more time, White House plumber Terry Robertson reminded…
MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops
On Sunday, January 18, from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM PST, TrapSoul hosts a rooftop day party at Torch Oakland…
UK Moth Recorders Meet To Prove Moths Are The Boring Cousin Of Butterflies
**Join the moth party of the year on Saturday 31 January! 🦋 The UK Moth Recorders meeting 2026 is going…
Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop
Antibiotics are losing, and we’re all doomed—join this webinar to panic! 🧫 On January 5, 2026, at 10:00 AM, head…
Agile è morto, viva l’Agile: basta cerchiolini inutili
Agile è morto? 🪦 Il webinar del Politecnico di Milano (30 gennaio) lo dice con i dati. Marco D’Andrea e…
Ahoy, Pirates! Prepare to be absolutely hammered at the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl, Brunch & Festival
☠️ Prepare your liver for the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl & Brunch in downtown Tampa! ☠️ Join thousands of…