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Month: January 2026

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Leaving the National Guard at Home: Travesuras Reggaeton Party Rages at Reforma Palm Springs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

¡Prepare your most questionable dancing shoes! 🕺 A “Travesuras Reggaeton Party” is descending upon Reforma at 333 S Palm Canyon…

Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor
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Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

⚠️ SACRED SEATING WARS: The Great Orlando Arrive-Late-and-Perish Shuffle ⚠️ For the spiritually competitive at **Orlando**, the holy grail is…

Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes
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Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Jazz legend Jon Faddis is gracing a venue near you, probably to prove he can still hit the high notes…

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How to Prepare Your Startup to Get Rejected by VCs Who Are Waiting for Your Uber Slide

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚀 Free Online Event: Learn VC Secrets from Your Couch! 🛋️💡 Prepare your keyboard warriors for the ultimate online event…

Events

Hey “BabeHouse Slumber Party” devs, maybe fix your game before dropping another version

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 BOO! The Babehouse Slumber Party on 1.18 is here to tuck you in! 🚨 Prepare for a “sacred” night…

DCD is nu ook je levensloopbaanbegeleider omdat je werkgever er al is opgegeven
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DCD is nu ook je levensloopbaanbegeleider omdat je werkgever er al is opgegeven

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to dive into the thrilling world of Developmental Coordination Disorder (DCD)! 🎉 Organized by Oudervereniging Balans, Mama Vita,…

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
The Onion

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

       The post Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram appeared first on The Onion.    The post Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram…

Events

Rooftop Party for the ’99 & 2000s’ Takes a Break Because Even Nostalgia Needs a Nap

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 Cringe Alert: The ‘No New Music’ Party Time-Travels to 2002 🚨 LOL, imagine paying for a “surprise theme” that’s…

Ain’t no way man 😭
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Ain’t no way man 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Grew up without a dad and also can’t read apparently 😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Babylon Bee

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

FinnJanuary 18, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Anitfa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.…

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