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Month: January 2026

Babylon Bee

Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn’t Like

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered…

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
The Onion

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard appeared first on The Onion.    The post Steph Curry Finally Finishes…

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks
The Onion

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Lauding the breakthrough as a pivotal moment in the search for stones beyond the solar system, researchers at NASA…

Events

Cuando tu cerebro se cae de risa porque intentas recordar si apagaste la estufa mientras hablas en tres idiomas

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

¡Atención, genios del siglo XXI! 🧠✨ ¿Quieren aprender que el cerebro no es solo para pensar en memes? El CLC…

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
The Onion

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good

FinnJanuary 6, 2026

       LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange…

Dierlijke mystiek: laat je hond zich masseren door een toverhand
Events

Dierlijke mystiek: laat je hond zich masseren door een toverhand

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

Dieren kunnen niet praten, maar jij kunt ze blijkbaar wel ‘healen’ met je handen in de lucht! 🤡🐾 Op 7…

OPP Provincial Communications Centre: When 911 Calls for Help, They Answer with Hold Music and a Side of Sarcasm
Events

OPP Provincial Communications Centre: When 911 Calls for Help, They Answer with Hold Music and a Side of Sarcasm

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 Attention: OPP Needs Heroes Who Can Handle Panic Calls and Coffee Spills! 🚨 The OPP’s Provincial Communications Centres (PCC)…

Events

Strandleben: Mehr als ein Haus am Meer, aber weniger als ein ganzes Land

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

Strandleben Infoveranstaltung 🏖️ In einer der schönsten Regionen Deutschlands, direkt an der Ostsee / Wohlenberger Wiek, entsteht die Baugemeinschaft “Strandleben”…

Deadhead Disco: Los Angeles — When the Grateful Dead’s final show turned into a zombie rave
Events

Deadhead Disco: Los Angeles — When the Grateful Dead’s final show turned into a zombie rave

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Deadhead Disco Promises to Resurrect Deadheads From the Grave With Dance Music 🚨 In a bold attempt to…

When Lucha Libre Wrestlers Outshine the Actual Drama and Make the Referee Cry
Events

When Lucha Libre Wrestlers Outshine the Actual Drama and Make the Referee Cry

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Chase Center Announces New Rules to Prevent You from Having Any Fun 🚨 So you thought you could…

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