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Day: March 10, 2026

Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Deep State Strikes Back! Swamp Creatures Target Trump Ally Ed Martin Looks like the radical left-wing lawyers’ club is at…

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
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MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA…

This CANNOT be the same person 😭
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This CANNOT be the same person 😭

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 10, 2026

A haircut is truly a man’s makeup Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…

World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Uh oh, here comes the libtard media again, fearmongering about the economy. Fake news CNN wants you to believe the…

Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots
The Onion

Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       Ending an important relationship is never easy. It’s always going to hurt, whether it was your decision or your…

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