Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go
MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that…
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Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders
TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian…
Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!
Resident Evil Requiem Director Confirms More Content Is Coming, Because Five Million Sales Wasn’t Enough To Make Him Rich Well,…
LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…
Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…
Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket
Deep State Strikes Back! Swamp Creatures Target Trump Ally Ed Martin Looks like the radical left-wing lawyers’ club is at…
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA…
This CANNOT be the same person 😭
A haircut is truly a man’s makeup Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…
World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet
Uh oh, here comes the libtard media again, fearmongering about the economy. Fake news CNN wants you to believe the…