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Day: March 13, 2026

Pentagon Confirms 6 Crew Members Met Their Fate in Iraq Plane Crash, Because Flying Over a War Zone is Always a Great Idea
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Pentagon Confirms 6 Crew Members Met Their Fate in Iraq Plane Crash, Because Flying Over a War Zone is Always a Great Idea

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Breaking: Another “Accident” or Iranian Sabotage? Biden’s Weakness Gets Americans Killed Again In what the Pentagon is calling a “tragic…

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I don’t think any amount of money could make me do this job

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 13, 2026

"This is easy money bro. These are just roaches. We grew up with them" Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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The Onion’s 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide

FinnMarch 13, 2026

       The 98th Academy Awards will take place March 15 at the Dolby Theater. The Onion examines the 10 contenders…

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