“Círculo de Mujeres: Perimenopausia Desatada y Sin Filtros—¡Porque la Menopausia no Manda en Nuestro Circo!”
¡Bienvenidas al club de las olvidadizas y fogosas! ¿Te sientes como un volcán emocional a punto de erupción? ¡No te…
Month: March 2026
Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed…
BIOHAZARD’s BILLY GRAZIADEI On ‘Divided We Fall’ Album: ‘We Created A Masterpiece That’ll Make Your Ears Cry Tears Of Joy’
Oh boy, Biohazard is back and apparently angrier than ever! In a recent chat with the Vulgar Display of Podcast,…
Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!
Oh, look, it’s the crypto kings and AI overlords throwing their Monopoly money around like it’s 2016 again! According to…
The Absolute *Shocking* Oscar Winners That Make Us Question Humanity’s Taste
Okay, let’s get this straight. The Academy Awards are meant to be the pinnacle of cinematic achievement—the gold standard for…
Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz
Oh boy, here we go again! Those Iranian terrorists are at it again, this time trying to choke off our…
Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…
“Zibby’s Book Club: Because Reading Is Too Mainstream for Regular Clubs”
Eventbrite’s got a real winner here, folks! 🙄 Check out this snoozefest of an online event: 📅 When: Wednesday, March…
9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian
While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the…
Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations
Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best…